Socrates is dead. Yes, but he's in a better place now. Named for my controversial healthcare ethics teacher, my beta fish, Socrates, was purchased sometime in late 2006/early 2007. Despite critics, he was quite responsive and seemed to show excitement whenever I returned to my desk. He lived a pretty decent life. A year and a half-ish. Socrates passed away sometime between 12:15 PM 11/14/2008 and 8:15 AM 11/17/2008. Funeral services will be held on 11/18/2008 sometime between 8:15 AM and 6:15 PM at the University of Phoenix.
**Disclaimer - photo is not of actual fish. I've spared you the image.
